Monthly Archives: December 2011

Obsessed With Armageddon

Some people that really irritate me are people that are more focused with if/when/how the world is going to end than solving their immediate problems and issues. Yeah, we all heard the insane ramblings of how the world was supposed to end earlier this year. And I’ve also heard the angry shouts of those who believed in it and were left betrayed, some more so than others. But I think the most damning thing about all this is that I know that the next time a man like him to comes along, they will all fall for it all over again.

Well, I have a unique perspective on the situation: I think the people that look to the end of the world might just be the type of people that want the immediate solution to their own personal problems, the ones that don’t wanna deal with their lives. If that is the case, I have the following advice: GET OVER YOURSELVES. All of us have got problems. You want your life to change for the better? Do it yourself. NOTHING happens until you take action, PERIOD. Sure, it might not always work out, but it worked a heck of a lot better than sitting around and waiting for the sky to fall, didn’t it? Heh, as if it would, anyway-

Okay, that does not count!…Which reminds me, I really need to finish the Zelda Chronology…

Lewis Lovhaug is NOT Your Slave

Okay, I DON’T generally do this, but while cruising the forums I landed upon an issue revolving around one Lewis J. Lovhaug, AKA Linkara. It seems that a LARGE number of people have got it into their heads that they can demand that he drop everything he’s doing just so that he can finish new episodes of History of Power Rangers at the pace that THEY want him to.

Now for those that don’t know, don’t care, or have simply forgotten, allow me to restate the following: Not only is the process of HoPR very long and involved, but he also has his main project AND source of income, Atop The Fourth Wall, AND he has convention appearances, AND he has a personal life that, while avoiding getting into details, has been better than it has the past month or so. Asking him to drop ALL of that is simply not realistic, PERIOD.

But I thought, what’s the best way for me to convey such a message? Well fortunately, inspiration struck when Arkle of suggested on the forums that if we changed the lyrics to George R. R. Martin Is Not Your Bitch to better reflect Linkara and his situation, that could actually pass as the new theme song for HoPR. So with that in mind, my girlfriend and I present the following…

I got an e-mail from a viewer
who said he loved a reviewer
who loved sci-fi fantasy

He asked me if I thought the reviewer
should feel like he’s required
to finish up the series

And this is what I said:

Lewis Lovhaug is not your slave
no matter how much you gripe
Lewis Lovhaug is not your slave
so you might as well go get a life

I said: If you think the reviews are entertaining
it’s best to stop complaining
reviewers just aren’t machines

Lewis never signed a contract
to just work on that project
so find something else to watch

Have you tried SF Debris?

Lewis Lovhaug is not your slave
no matter how much you gripe
Lewis Lovhaug is not your slave
so you might as well go get a life