Tales of Dumbassery – Don’cha Put It In Your Mouth

Time for another tale of my bottomless stupidity. And before you ask, yes someone made THAT joke after this happened. lol

Tales of Dumbassery – Worst. First. Encounter. EVER!

Yeah, this is essentially the closest I will ever come to having a Counter Monkey story, though fortunately, like many of them, this one ends in horrible tragedy that is fun to laugh at.